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The Meathook Massacre
MythicColour IDMV 2
Legendary Enchantment
When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
Card capabilities
Derived deterministically from card types, Oracle text and keywords. Not a strategic evaluation.
Format legality
Primary formats
Eternal formats
Other printings
9 other English printingsEarliest 2021-09-24Newest 2025-05-11Cheapest priced $24.10 in INR
Rulings (1)
wotc24 Sept 2021
If The Meathook Massacre enters the battlefield and it wasn't cast (or it was cast without paying its mana cost), X will be 0. The first ability will trigger, but it won't be much of a massacre.
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