The Meathook Massacre
INRInnistrad Remastered/#387/2025MythicReprint
Colour IDMV 2
Current paper retail
Card Kingdom$34.99
Cardmarket€26.00
ManaPool$24.97
TCGplayer$26.37
Buylist (dealers pay)
Card Kingdom$20.00
MTGO (Cardhoarder)
retail$8.01 tix
Paper retail history (USD)
3 providers
Latest $34.99High $37.99Low $32.99▼ 7.9%
Market and collecting
Market overview
$26.37TCGplayer, USD, retail, nonfoil
Latest observation: 2026-11-09
7d▲ 3.0%30d▲ 3.5%90d▼ 1.6%
90d high
$26.83
90d low
$24.02
Paper printings priced
9
Currently 3rd
Cheapest paper printing
$24.99
Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos
- Up 3.5% over the last 30 days on TCGplayer.
- This printing is the 3rd cheapest paper printing currently priced (9 priced in total).
- Foil copies of this printing carry a 24% premium over nonfoil.
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Gameplay and rules
Legendary Enchantment
When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
Card capabilities
Derived deterministically from card types, Oracle text and keywords. Not a strategic evaluation.
Format legality
Primary formats
Eternal formats
Rulings (1)
wotc24 Sept 2021
If The Meathook Massacre enters the battlefield and it wasn't cast (or it was cast without paying its mana cost), X will be 0. The first ability will trigger, but it won't be much of a massacre.
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About this card
The Meathook Massacre
The Meathook Massacre is a Legendary Enchantment, with mana cost {X}{B}{B} (mana value 2). Printed 9 times across MTG sets.
Format legality: Commander: legal, Modern: legal, Standard: not_legal, Pioneer: legal, Legacy: legal, Pauper: not_legal.
Current headline price on TCGplayer: $26.37 (up 3.5% over 30 days).
Frequently asked
The Meathook Massacre FAQ
How much is The Meathook Massacre worth?
The current TCGplayer USD retail price for The Meathook Massacre is $26.37. It is up 3.5% over the last 30 days. Over 90 days it has ranged from $24.02 to $26.83.
What is the cheapest printing of The Meathook Massacre?
The cheapest currently priced paper printing is from Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos at $24.99 on TCGplayer.
What is the most expensive printing of The Meathook Massacre?
The most expensive currently priced paper printing is from Innistrad Remastered at $38.19 on TCGplayer.
How many printings of The Meathook Massacre are there?
The Meathook Massacre has been printed 9 times in English paper sets that MTGPrices tracks.
What set was The Meathook Massacre first printed in?
The earliest English paper printing that MTGPrices tracks is from MID #348, released 2021-09-24.
What is the newest printing of The Meathook Massacre?
The most recent English paper printing that MTGPrices tracks is from INR #387, released 2025-01-24.
Is there a foil version of The Meathook Massacre?
Yes. On this printing, foil copies trade at $32.76 versus $26.37 for nonfoil, which is 24% more expensive on TCGplayer.
Is The Meathook Massacre legal in Commander?
Yes, The Meathook Massacre is currently legal in Commander per Scryfall's legality feed.