Assquatch
UNHUnhinged/#71/2004Rare
Colour IDMV 5
Current paper retail
Card Kingdom$1.49
Cardmarket€0.97
ManaPool$1.41
TCGplayer$2.45
Buylist (dealers pay)
Card Kingdom$0.25
Paper retail history (USD)
3 providers
Latest $1.49High $2.29Low $1.49▲ 0.0%
Market and collecting
Market overview
$2.45TCGplayer, USD, retail, nonfoil
Latest observation: 2026-11-10
7d▼ 1.2%30d▲ 7.5%90d▲ 4.7%
90d high
$2.48
90d low
$2.24
Paper printings priced
1
Currently 1st
Cheapest paper printing
$2.45
Unhinged
- Up 7.5% over the last 30 days on TCGplayer.
- Foil copies of this printing carry a 2553% premium over nonfoil.
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Gameplay and rules
Creature — Donkey
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
3.5 / 3.5
Card capabilities
Creature
Derived deterministically from card types, Oracle text and keywords. Not a strategic evaluation.
Format legality
Primary formats
Eternal formats
Digital formats
Rulings
No rulings recorded for this card.
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About this card
Assquatch
Assquatch is a Creature — Donkey, with mana cost {4}{R} (mana value 5).
Format legality: Commander: not_legal, Modern: not_legal, Standard: not_legal, Pioneer: not_legal, Legacy: not_legal, Pauper: not_legal.
Current headline price on TCGplayer: $2.45 (up 7.5% over 30 days).
Frequently asked
Assquatch FAQ
How much is Assquatch worth?
The current TCGplayer USD retail price for Assquatch is $2.45. It is up 7.5% over the last 30 days. Over 90 days it has ranged from $2.24 to $2.48.
What is the cheapest printing of Assquatch?
The cheapest currently priced paper printing is from Unhinged at $2.45 on TCGplayer.
What set was Assquatch first printed in?
The earliest English paper printing that MTGPrices tracks is from UNH #71, released 2004-11-19.
Is there a foil version of Assquatch?
Yes. On this printing, foil copies trade at $65.00 versus $2.45 for nonfoil, which is 2553% more expensive on TCGplayer.
Is Assquatch legal in Commander?
Assquatch is not currently legal in Commander per Scryfall's legality feed.
Is Assquatch legal in Modern?
Assquatch is not currently legal in Modern per Scryfall's legality feed.
Is Assquatch legal in Standard?
Assquatch is not currently legal in Standard per Scryfall's legality feed.
What does Assquatch do?
Assquatch is a Creature — Donkey with mana cost {4}{R}. Its Oracle text reads: "Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.".