Dissatisfied Customer

UNFUnfinity/#72/2022Common
Colour IDMV 3
Dissatisfied Customer
Current paper retail
Card Kingdom$0.35
Cardmarket€0.12
ManaPool$0.15
TCGplayer$0.07
Buylist (dealers pay)
Card Kingdom$0.01
Paper retail history (USD)
3 providers
Latest $0.35High $0.35Low $0.35▲ 0.0%
This printing
SetUNF
Collector #72
Released2022-10-07
Raritycommon
ArtistYangtian Li
LanguageEN
Layoutnormal
ScryfallOpen ↗
Market and collecting
Market overview
$0.07TCGplayer, USD, retail, nonfoil
Latest observation: 2026-11-10
7d▲ 0.0%30d▼ 12.5%90d▲ 40.0%
90d high
$0.08
90d low
$0.05
Paper printings priced
2
Currently 1st
Cheapest paper printing
$0.07
Unfinity
  • Down 12.5% over the last 30 days on TCGplayer.
  • Currently 12% below its 90 day high of $0.08.
  • This is the cheapest paper printing of the card currently priced (2 priced in total).
  • Foil copies of this printing carry a 86% premium over nonfoil.
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PrintingFinishRarityPrice7D30DActions
UnfinityUNF · #72 · 2022-10-07nonfoilcommon$0.07▲ 0.0%▼ 12.5%
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UnfinityUNF · #358 · 2022-10-07foilcommon$0.35▲ 0.0%▼ 2.8%
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Gameplay and rules
Creature — Vampire Guest
Flying, haste
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
2 / 1
Keywords
FlyingHaste
Card capabilities
Creature
Derived deterministically from card types, Oracle text and keywords. Not a strategic evaluation.
Format legality
Rulings (7)
wotc7 Oct 2022
If the result is 0 or less, because of modifications to the result, you won't lose any life. You also won't gain any life if the result is somehow negative.
wotc7 Oct 2022
Each die is identified by the number of faces it has. A six-sided die is a die with six equally likely outcomes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. The roll must be fair. Although physical dice are recommended, digital substitutes are allowed except in cases where the physical die is required for the effect.
wotc7 Oct 2022
If an ability triggers "whenever you roll a die," it will trigger whenever you roll any die, including the planar die. This is a change from previous Un- rules. Some abilities use the result to determine part of the effect. If you get a non-numerical result (currently just the planar die, but the future is long), that part of the effect won't do anything.
wotc7 Oct 2022
If a die is rerolled, the original roll essentially never happened: it doesn't cause any abilities to trigger, and no effect that cares about die rolls will consider it.
wotc7 Oct 2022
Something in the game must tell you to roll a die. If you roll a die for any other reason (to simulate a coin flip, to choose pizza toppings, to create alternate timelines), that roll doesn't count.
wotc7 Oct 2022
Results can be numbers not ordinarily possible on a six-sided die. Spells like Scooch can change the result to 0 or 7, for example.
About this card

Dissatisfied Customer

Dissatisfied Customer is a Creature — Vampire Guest, with mana cost {2}{B} (mana value 3). Printed 2 times across MTG sets.

Format legality: Commander: legal, Modern: not_legal, Standard: not_legal, Pioneer: not_legal, Legacy: legal, Pauper: legal.

Current headline price on TCGplayer: $0.07 (down 12.5% over 30 days).

Frequently asked

Dissatisfied Customer FAQ

How much is Dissatisfied Customer worth?
The current TCGplayer USD retail price for Dissatisfied Customer is $0.07. It is down 12.5% over the last 30 days. Over 90 days it has ranged from $0.05 to $0.08.
What is the cheapest printing of Dissatisfied Customer?
The cheapest currently priced paper printing is from Unfinity at $0.07 on TCGplayer.
What is the most expensive printing of Dissatisfied Customer?
The most expensive currently priced paper printing is from Unfinity at $0.35 on TCGplayer.
How many printings of Dissatisfied Customer are there?
Dissatisfied Customer has been printed 2 times in English paper sets that MTGPrices tracks.
What set was Dissatisfied Customer first printed in?
The earliest English paper printing that MTGPrices tracks is from UNF #72, released 2022-10-07.
Is there a foil version of Dissatisfied Customer?
Yes. On this printing, foil copies trade at $0.13 versus $0.07 for nonfoil, which is 86% more expensive on TCGplayer.
Is Dissatisfied Customer legal in Commander?
Yes, Dissatisfied Customer is currently legal in Commander per Scryfall's legality feed.
Is Dissatisfied Customer legal in Modern?
Dissatisfied Customer is not currently legal in Modern per Scryfall's legality feed.