Bloated Processor
MOMMarch of the Machine/#357/2023Rare
Colour IDMV 3
Current paper retail
Card Kingdom$0.79
Cardmarket€0.37
ManaPool$0.15
TCGplayer$0.37
Buylist (dealers pay)
Card Kingdom$0.20
MTGO (Cardhoarder)
retail$0.02 tix
Paper retail history (USD)
3 providers
Latest $0.79High $0.79Low $0.49▲ 14.5%
Market and collecting
Market overview
$0.37TCGplayer, USD, retail, nonfoil
Latest observation: 2026-11-10
7d▲ 0.0%30d▲ 2.8%90d▲ 2.8%
90d high
$0.38
90d low
$0.36
Paper printings priced
4
Currently 3rd
Cheapest paper printing
$0.19
March of the Machine Promos
- Up 2.8% over the last 30 days on TCGplayer.
- Currently 3% below its 90 day high of $0.38.
- This printing is the 3rd cheapest paper printing currently priced (4 priced in total).
- Foil copies of this printing are trading 5% below nonfoil.
Find this printing on eBayView on TCGplayerAffiliate. MTGPrices may earn from qualifying eBay and TCGplayer purchases.
Collect
Play
Compare printings (4 priced)
Gameplay and rules
Creature — Phyrexian
Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and ": Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
3 / 2
Keywords
IncubateTransform
Card capabilities
CreatureToken creation
Derived deterministically from card types, Oracle text and keywords. Not a strategic evaluation.
Format legality
Primary formats
Eternal formats
Rulings
No rulings recorded for this card.
Similar cardsOpen Card Finder →
Ranked by shared capabilities, colour identity, mana value and type. Never by strategic judgement.
Shares Creature, Token creationBoth creatures
Shares Creature, Token creationOverlapping colour identity
Shares Creature, Token creationSame colour identity
Shares Creature, Token creationMV 2 vs 3
Shares Creature, Token creationMV 4 vs 3
Shares Creature, Token creationMV 4 vs 3
Shares Creature, Token creationMV 3 vs 3
Shares CreatureSame colour identity
About this card
Bloated Processor
Bloated Processor is a Creature — Phyrexian, with mana cost {2}{B} (mana value 3). Printed 4 times across MTG sets.
Format legality: Commander: legal, Modern: legal, Standard: not_legal, Pioneer: legal, Legacy: legal, Pauper: not_legal.
Current headline price on TCGplayer: $0.37 (up 2.8% over 30 days).
Frequently asked
Bloated Processor FAQ
How much is Bloated Processor worth?
The current TCGplayer USD retail price for Bloated Processor is $0.37. It is up 2.8% over the last 30 days. Over 90 days it has ranged from $0.36 to $0.38.
What is the cheapest printing of Bloated Processor?
The cheapest currently priced paper printing is from March of the Machine Promos at $0.19 on TCGplayer.
What is the most expensive printing of Bloated Processor?
The most expensive currently priced paper printing is from March of the Machine Promos at $0.37 on TCGplayer.
How many printings of Bloated Processor are there?
Bloated Processor has been printed 4 times in English paper sets that MTGPrices tracks.
What set was Bloated Processor first printed in?
The earliest English paper printing that MTGPrices tracks is from MOM #357, released 2023-04-21.
Is there a foil version of Bloated Processor?
Yes. On this printing, foil copies trade at $0.35 versus $0.37 for nonfoil, which is 5% less expensive on TCGplayer.
Is Bloated Processor legal in Commander?
Yes, Bloated Processor is currently legal in Commander per Scryfall's legality feed.
Is Bloated Processor legal in Modern?
Yes, Bloated Processor is currently legal in Modern per Scryfall's legality feed.